Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
I just watched this like 8 times
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.
Today is the anniversary of James Potter and Sirius Black befriending each other on the Hogwarts Express and if that isn’t magical to you, you’re dead inside
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
who is on your team, captain?
Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.
No really. They ARE Steve and Bucky and it makes me warm inside
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
There’s no need to worry when you see just where we’re at.
Just please don’t say you love me..